Flash Focus

So, we decided to go to the speed force dimension to try and figure out what was going on.  Raven brought us there, and, let me tell you, it was pretty weird.  It was pretty much a grey featureless plain, and you were in constant motion.  It would've been easy to get separated.  And sometimes features would start to appear if you started going fast enough, which makes NO sense.  It was very strange.  We met the Flash there, and it was all three Flash's combined into one being.  Don't ask me how that worked.  He led told us about some areas that he couldn't explore, as those Speed Demon things were hanging out around them.  Long story short, we found a power ring batter in there projecting a giant brain, eating peoples minds, and making itself stronger.  So, we destroyed the power battery, as the locus points it was making were causing the rifts, and it probably would've eventually destroyed our universe.  The Flash said he'd come out after he finished fixing the rifts.

But why do I feel like we missed something?  Dammit.  I don't feel this way a lot.  I'm not a thinker.  My function in most battles is to hit things.  Hard.  If that doesn't work, I hit things harder.  I need to talk to Mr. Terrific.  Maybe Skyline.  She is pretty smart, and she's even on my team. 

Basketball

OK, maybe this is a dumb idea, but I wanted to raise some money for areas hit very heard by the YPRBJ's.  And I wanted to reintroduce the Amazons to the Earth.  I mean, obviously, people know about us, but I don't think people know much about us.  And, I wanted to raise people's spirits.  Most of the organized sports leagues are still shut down, most movies were put on hold, etc.  I think its time to have a little fun, so I'm throwing an event that will, hopefully, do all three at the same time.  Since this is me, and I'm a woman, and all the Amazons are women, I thought it should be a woman's sporting event.  Which (come on America, what gives?), doesn't give me many choices, if I want to hold this in Metropolis.  The only professional woman's sports leagues most people have heard about are soccer and basketball.  Hmmm, Amazons.  WNBA it is!  I don't want to give too many details yet, as this is still a work in progress, but I'm going to try and put together a charity event, featuring learning all about the Amazons, and culminating in a basketball game with superheroes and WNBA players!  I'll be there and playing.  I couldn't get my team to agree to play, but they'll be there as security and moral support.  My sister, Wondergirl, we'll probably be on opposite teams, and Wonderwoman has agreed to come, but she won't be playing.  I've have my whole superhero cast lined up!  This should be awesome.  I hope it doesn't fall through.  And, hey, supervillians, this is for charity.  Don't come an screw this up for everyone.  If you want to just attend, fine.  If you want to donate a little money, even better.  But lets draw the line there. 

Alright, folks, I'm going to end it here.  Don't know why, haven't had one in years, but I feel a headache coming on.

Cya

Search for Speed

As I'm sure many of you know, something is seriously wrong with the speed force.  Random people have been speeding up until they die from heat, and heroes who are superfast have been speeding up randomly, too.   I'm sure you've seen this in the papers, but you may not have known the Speed Force was responsible.  Most superspeedsters have a link to the speed force, even, apparently, me.  My powers don't derive from the Speed Force, but, apparently, I have a link to it anyway.  Since I'm not a science type, I've been working with Mr. Terrific to try and figure out what is going on.  Also, for a while, I've been hearing whispers in my head when I'm going near my max speed, or pushing it for some reason, telling me to "Go faster".  Yes, voices.  Yes, I told people.  No, I'm not crazy.  Turns out it was the Flash, trying to communicate with me, from the Speed Force!  Apparently, he's alive, and stuck in the Speed Force, and there are other things stuck in there with him.  Or maybe there has always been a Flash out here, bleeding some of the energy off when he used his powers, and since he is stuck there, all the energy is building up, and bad things are happening.  We don't know, but trying to go fast enough to catch the Flash, apparently, isn't going to work.  We accidentally ripped a whole into the speed force dimension, and these speed demons came out, and attacked us.  It was weird, they could come out, but the Flash couldn't, or maybe wouldn't.  Anyway, they came out and attacked us, while the Flash worked from the other side to seal the rift.  We kept throwing them back in the rift, and they kept coming back out, it was kind fun.  Once the rift sealed, though, this ball of speed force energy was left behind, and kept trying to wrench us into the speed force dimension.  It actually took little pieces of it every time it happened.  So, yeah, I've had better days.  I heal on the fast side, but nowhere near how Gekko heals.  Its going to take me a week to get get back to fully healthy, and with the crap state the world is in, I don't have that kind of time.

Oh, and, I'm sure if I didn't mention them, my comments would fill up, so yes, the Brainiac domes.  First, let me say, I know a lot of you are scared, or can't work, or can't even feed your family.  It would be callous of me, living in the Embassy, with food, medical care, and heck, even showers, to just say how can you people even think about that.  Your scared, or desperate, or both, and scared, desperate people don't often think straight.  I get it.  Some of you have already gone in, or are seriously considering it.  Ultimately, you have to make that decision, and, yes, it is your decision.  So, make sure you make the right one.  I won't tell you what the right decision is.  You know.  Even desperate, or scared, you know what the right decision is.  What is it that was said about freedom and security?  Let me google it, hold on.  Oh, here it is.

"Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
Benjamin Franklin

Stay strong, people.

Wake

We had a wake for Haze, just after the funeral.  It was strange.  A lot of ghosts attended the party, some of the ghost knew Haze.  Apparently, she was pretty old, born so that peers of Sherlock Holmes knew her.  Yes, Holmes, he was real!  I met the ghost of John Watson at the party. 

The whole night was held under a spell of sanctuary.  No one could hurt anyone else, and none of your secrets would get out, as everyone would forget them after the party.  Thankfully, the one thing I wanted to remember, I did.

Vandal Savage?  Really, Mother?