Its Black Adam's fault, of course...

We thought the world could use another hero, so we hatched a plan to get Mary Marvel back.  Most of you know that she went insane, and was just running around the world, collecting magical things.  No one knows quite why this happened, but everyone thought the precipitating event was Black Adam giving Mary Marvel his powers to go and get his lady love back.  Nope, apparently he gave her something called the Key of Eternity, and that is what screwed everything up.  I have no idea what this key does, but I have it currently in my hands, so hopefully it doesn't drive you crazy by just touching it.  Zatanna is yelling at Black Adam right now about giving her the Key.  Something about how he was trying to bring back Isis as a goddess?  Uh oh, something is happening, gotta go.